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I am so friggin sad right now! Daddy is taking down the Christmas lights and mommy is trying to convince Bman and I that its time to take down the inside xmas decorations... NO WAY!!! I am so not feeling this and the child in me is throwing a mini temper tantrum. But I suppose all good things must come to an end, sadly. But Im off- teeth cleaning, more shopping (New Years dress, hey hey hey), and time to party with the friends. Over and out yall...
Ok so I have been working my little tail off trying to get into tip top Maxim's top 40 shape!!! So I went for a LOOONNNGGG jog yesterday paired with some amazing strength training moves to tone my thighs, abs and arms. Can I please tell you I woke up this morning and couldn't lift my legs! I KNOW, crraazzyyy. I am in a pretty large amount of pain right now lol. But hello, New Years is coming up and I will be in Vegas. Which reminds me, I looked up the weather report for my crazy, vegas NYE and its going to be *drum roll please* 40 DEGREES. Oh M Gee we're not in Cali anymore! But like I told my mother, it can be 10 degrees outside and I will still wear a skimpy dress and sky high heels! Granted I'll just throw on a fab chic jacket to keep my tits from freezing off lol. But anywho back to the topic- I friggin hurt and guess what I am doing right now. Looking up workout schedules so I can get in a cycling then yoga class after I go shopping with my mommy. We're gunna look GOOD for new years!!! Like I said keeping it classy- and in the instance sexy!!
On another note, my adorable puppy Chester is getting on my last nerve!!! No seriously. He is tearing up my parents backyard furniture, running over my mom's wood floors (leaving little doggie nail scratches as he goes) and peeing on their white couches!!! Now my parents are looking at me like control your animal which is hard because I've raised him to be an individual. He is so freaking cute and has such a personality but he is such a bad boy! I mean he listens for the most part (sit, stay, leave it, no and my favorite "go home" where he runs to his kennel) but if I am not there, all hell breaks loose. Ugh- where is the dog whisperer when you need him?!?!?!
Soooo who got amazing xmas gifts? I did! I must have been a VERY VERY good girl this year. I got everything I wanted and then some. I am one happy chica! Lets just say I will be traveling some this year, smelling delicious while I do, looking gorgeous as I go, and having some money to burn. Oh and I got this AMAZING family heirloom ring from my grandmommy. It is priceless and breath taking (pics to come). Yayyyyy! But beyond all the "stuff" I got to spend an unforgetable Christmas with the fam. I love my family so much, even if we do get fabulously smashed off of eggnog, appletini's and wine, we always keep it classy! Take lessons...
But on a more somber note, a hot friend of mine and his noteably famous boytoy called it quits... TODAY! I know what you're thinking and I agree, WTF?!?!?! Its Christmas you Grinch! Not my friend mind you, his (ex) man. What a toad- which is completely heartbreaking because I really love him as a person and has a voice of an angel!! But like always- keeping it classy (even when what you REALLY want to do is smack a hoe)...
Anywho Lets not forget what this day is really about (CHRISTmas) the gifts and the food may be terrific but its His love and grace that keeps us grounded. Loves ya and MERRY CHRISTMAS.
PS: next stop... VEGAS baby
Hello and WELCOME WORLD!!!! I'll make this blog short and sweet seeing as its Christmas Eve and I have a party to host. The page is finally up and running *round of applause* and I couldnt be happier. Well wait, I could but we'll get into that another time. So go get your eggnog (I know I am) and let the holiday craziness begin!
Ps there was a fabulous Christmas surprise... welcome to the family Chris! LOVES YOU